Let's ban futball from vuvuzela concerts.
A visitor to Niels Bohr’s cottage noticed a horseshoe nailed over the door. “Surely you don’t expect that a horseshoe will bring good luck?” asked the visitor. “No, I don’t,” Bohr said. “But they say it works even if you don’t believe in it.” (via Charmed | Futility Closet)
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